~it just doesn't spit well~
We're driving home. Daddy (passenger side) rolls the window down to spit.
Max: "Ugh, Daddy, I wish you wouldn't do that!"...
Daddy: "Sorry buddy, I know it's not very good manners, is it?"
Max: "no, it's gross. And what if an animal thinks it's food or something and tries to eat it?"
Daddy (a bit perplexed by the unusual observation): "Well, maybe that would be a pretty stupid animal."
Max: "Daddy, you shouldn't call animals stupid. Mother Nature wouldn't approve."